Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

More of it, lads! Back up the truck!

Also, there is an ugly brown drip-stain on the passenger-side window of the ChickWagon. Did someone set coffee on the roof and spill it? Did someone hock a big wad of chew at my car? Did an insane midget take a watery shit from a tree? None of them pleasant alternatives, but I'm choosing to pin all the blame on the cop who ticketed me.

THREE QUESTIONS FOR HANK WILLIAMS

1. Do you think that many other people have beautiful dreams in which people call them Sweet Daddy?

2. Do you ever wonder if your dog resents that you're always belittling him and moving in on his territory?

3. How did you first come to believe that you could sense when birds had lost the will do live?
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