Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Florida: coconut trees, banana republics

WE DON'T LISTEN TO COURTS UNLESS THEY FIND IN OUR FAVOR

MIAMI (Reuters) - Independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader's name can appear on Florida ballots for the election, despite a court order to the contrary, Florida's elections chief told officials on Monday in a move that could help President Bush in the key swing state.

HEY, I HAD TO DEFY THE LAW! THERE'S ALL THIS BAD WEATHER!

In a memo to Florida's 67 county supervisors of elections, Division of Elections director Dawn Roberts said the uncertainty of Hurricane Ivan, which could hit parts of the state by week's end, forced her to act.

GOD ONCE AGAIN ASKED TO PLAY ROLE IN PARTISAN POLITICS

Florida Circuit Court Judge Kevin Davey issued a temporary injunction last week preventing the state from putting Nader on the 2004 ballot, siding with a Democratic challenge that the Reform Party did not qualify as a national party under state law. A hearing on a permanent injunction is scheduled for Wednesday. But Roberts said Hurricane Ivan, which is headed for Florida's Gulf coast, had raised "a substantial question as to when such a hearing" will be held.

YOU KNOW, THE SAME ABSENTEE BALLOTS THE FLORIDA G.O.P. HAS URGED ALL REPUBLICANS IN THE STATE TO USE INSTEAD OF THE DIEBOLD MACHINES

As a result, she said, Florida's Department of State had filed an appeal against the temporary injunction. The appeal application automatically lifts the injunction, allowing the counties to put Nader's name on overseas absentee ballots, which must be mailed by Saturday.

WHINY DEMOCRATS DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW POLITICS WORK

"I'm in disbelief," said Scott Maddox, chairman of the Florida Democratic Party. "This is blatant partisan maneuvering on the part of Jeb Bush to give his brother a leg up on election day."

WHAT PART IS ASTOUNDING, EXACTLY?

"They are trying to get ballots printed with Nader's name on them," said Maddox. "I am astounded that Jeb Bush is willing to defy the judiciary to help his brother."

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE DECISION WHICH WILL BY A TOTAL COINCIDENCE HELP MY BROTHER WIN THE ELECTION

Gov. Bush said he agreed with Roberts' decision. "It's up to the judge to determine, based on the law, whether Nader should be on the ballot or not," Bush said. "But while that process goes on, we cannot put ourselves in the position where the ministerial role of the supervisors cannot be fulfilled."

YOUR PUNY FACTS MATTER NOT TO US, HU-MAN

Maddox noted that Tallahassee, the state capital where Davey sits, is not expected to be directly hit by the hurricane. He said the circuit court could hear the case as scheduled on Wednesday and rule immediately.

I HAVE THIS EERIE SENSATION OF DEJA VU

In addition, the case is before the Florida Supreme Court, which could also rule at any time, he said.
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