Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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As Fake As Today's Headlines

BUSH DEFENDS 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' STATEMENT
"I Meant, Mission: Get a Bunch of Motherfuckers Decapitated"

F.B.I. WAS AWARE OF DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN
The Plan, Not The Band

ONE YEAR LATER, STILL NO GRAND SQUARE IN BAGHDAD NAMED AFTER BUSH
Richard Perle In Seclusion

NEW ROUND OF HURRICANES PLANNED FOR CHRISTMASTIME IN FLORIDA
Tourist Bureau Changes Slogan To 'The Bangladesh Of The New South'

G.O.P. SLAMS DEMOCRATS ON BUSH GUARD FORGERY SCANDAL
"The Secret Is To Just Make Shit Up With No Evidence", Warns Rove

CAT STEVENS DIVERTS AIRLINER
Threatens To Sing "Wild World" Over And Over If Plane Not Taken To Mecca

GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER AUTHORIZES EXPANSION OF POLICE POWERS IN CALIFORNIA
Demands Comprehensive List Of All Citizens Named Sarah Connor
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