Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Tawdry Celebrity Limerick's Revenge

Tabloid journalists -- they're such a bother!
Always telling you what you should rather.
What your Martin Bashir
Sees as iffy and queer
Is just being a (quite) loving father.

And these cameramen! I'd like to deck 'em.
Show them special days, they'll up and wreck 'em.
They made dirty bones
Off of Ms. Zeta Jones --
Left the score two to nil (goals by Beckham).

But the worst of these scandal-detectors
Are the vultures who harry Phil Spector.
The blonde tart on his floor
Might have walked out the door
If he'd checked her just before he wrecked her.
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