Take a look; there's some swanky motherfuckers presenting their cases at this beer-soaked to-do. If you live in Phila or not far from it, why not take time out of your busy schedules of sitting around gazing slack-jawed at the internet, and come gaze slack-jawed at me instead? I can't guarantee you'll like me, or my writing, or my reading, or anyone else's stuff, but at least there will be alcohol.
THANK YOU PHILADELPHIA! WE LOVE YOU! ROCK ON!