Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Caffienated Postscript

Dear people who drink a lot of coffee every day,

How do you do it? I started swigging the stuff on road trips because, okay, it does the job of efficient caffiene delivery; a good cup of coffee has thrice the ability to combat the nods than does even a big-league sody pop. But man, it still tastes like burnt dirt with extra cyanide to me despite the pleasant smell, and it goes through your kidneys like a superheated machete, meaning any time you save by staying alert is lost to having to stop evert 40 miles to take a leak. I am developing a familiarity with Wisconsin truck stops rivaled only by the most dedicated of rural perverts.
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