JANUARY: I complain about George W. Bush, and Alex makes everybody mad!
FEBRUARY: I play a dopey but endlessly amusing game where people substitute food items into popular songs by their favorite bands! This is probably my favorite reader-participation thing ever.
MARCH: I wonder what the story is with “American Idol”!
APRIL: I ask people to list fashion fauxs-pas that get on their nerves!
MAY: I ask people about songs they really, really hate! Man, remember these Monday shitlists? Whatever happened to them? Oh, yeah, I ran out of ideas.
JUNE: The Monday shitlists continue to garner crazy-ass comments, as I ask people about bad TV!
JULY: A post of random jottings from my traveling notebook inspires a conversation over which Presidential wives and daughters are the most doable!
AUGUST: An offhand comment about the Harvard Dialect Survey inspires the New Englanders on my friends list to go all navel-gazing!
SEPTEMBER: Special LiveJournal Friends List edition of Tawdry Celebrity Limericks!
OCTOBER: I am enraged by a story about feminists in cute outfits!
NOVEMBER: My plans to engage in homebrewing set off a spate of advice! Least-commented-upon month ever!
DECEMBER: We play “Cast Your Own Season of ‘The Surreal Life’”!