Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Why won't you go OFF

Dear the "Service Engine Soon" light on my car,

You're a LIAR! You LIE! You are a DIRTY STINKING DISSIMULATOR! You tell an ORANGE, GLOWING UNTRUTH! You make the world SICK with your LIES! You are a SHINING BEACON OF FALSEHOOD on my otherwise pristine dashboard! Oh, I hate you so much!

yours in a hapless access of frustration,
Wheelman
Tags: crankery, diary
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