Tighter ethics rules at National Institutes of Health
as this AP headline:
Tighter ethnics rule at National Institutes of Health
YEAH! TAKE THAT WHITEY, TIGHTER ETHNICS RULE HERE AT THE N.I.H.!
In other news, I thought I knew what evil was. I thought I knew poisonous, bilious, soul-killing hate. When I was stuck on the "Just Business" mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, I thought I lived in a world of pain. But I didn't know a goddamn thing until I was faced with the hellish doorway to nightmarish oblivion, the seeping black wound of all that is wicked, the game-ruining, life-ending one-two punch that is the "Wu Zi Mu"/"Farewell, My Love..." missions. To whatever designer created this horrible segment of the game, you have transformed the most wonderful game I have ever played into an endless abyss of frustration and rot. I hate you and I hope your family is eaten by zombies.