Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

You don't even LIKE feetball! I'M the Number One Superfan!


1. When He Hate Me did that amazing thing and won the X-Treme Awesome Award

2. When America defeated Philadelphia to win the prize

3. Where there was that one commercial for the thing, and it was funny

4. When Paul McCartney sang that song about drugs but it was okay because it's not like he reminded everyone that women have breasts or anything

5. When Tom Brady dedicated the game ball to his dad James, who was shot in the face by a mad assassin

6. When they interviewed Donovan McNabb after the game and he admitted that Rush Limbaugh was right, that he was no good and he only got to the Super Game because people want to see a black quarterback do well

7. When they showed that "Bye-Week Memories" highlight film with the awesome narration

8. When the trucks were on tee vee

9. When big cities on the east coast finally started to get the attention they deserve

10. When baseball season finally started
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