Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

ON A PLATE!

What's fer breakfast?

AIGS!
Some PAN CAKES!
With SURP!
Couple slice a BAKIN!
And SASSIDGE!
Maybe some HAYUM!
Or if'n there's munny a GRUBSTEAK!
Anyhow there's gotta be BREAKFAST MEAT.
Allus gotta have some TOAST!
Or ANGLISHMUFFINS!
With BUDDER!
Some people like TORE-TILLAS but not me.
I tell you what though I love a good BISKIT!
With GRAVY!
There's always CHICKAFRY STEAK but I think that's more fer supper.
Some likes JELLY some likes JAYUM I cain't tella differns.
And TATERS!
You can have a HASHBROWN or a FRAH or a OH-BRINE or even COUNTRY STYLE.
Whatever way, there's TATERS!
I hear tell in the city they eat SEAR-YULL and FROOT but that ain't no meal.
Give me some CORNBEEFHASH!
Or CHOREESO!
You can wash it all back with some ARNJUICE and COFFEE.

What's fer breakfast?
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