Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

More pointless sniping at James Lileks!

Ho ho! NO I AM ONLY KIDDING. Instead, here is a pointless poll. Answer carefully, the last people who didn't take this poll seriously were carried off by a tornado-storm quake!

Poll #435660 Multi Bulti Billionaire

What do you call the loose pants you wear when you go to sleep?

Pajama bottoms
16(45.7%)
Bed pants
1(2.9%)
Sweats
2(5.7%)
Sleepers
0(0.0%)
Jammie jams
3(8.6%)
I don't wear pants to bed
7(20.0%)
I don't wear pants at all
1(2.9%)
This question doesn't apply to me because I yam a pretty lay-tee
1(2.9%)
HA HA BED PANTS U R A FAGIT
1(2.9%)
I call them some other thing I will specify in comments/none of the above
3(8.6%)

Who would win a battle between the 7-11/Pepsi Collector Series DC superhero glasses I have?

Captain Marvel (or "Shazam", as he is called on the glass)
17(47.2%)
Robin
2(5.6%)
Aquaman
4(11.1%)
it would be a tie
4(11.1%)
Speedy Gonzalez
9(25.0%)

What do you call alcoholic drinks with a vaguely South Pacific/island/East Asian theme?

tiki drinks
8(22.2%)
tropical drinks
4(11.1%)
Polynesian drinks
1(2.8%)
fruity drinks
4(11.1%)
girly drinks
13(36.1%)
I have no idea what you're talking about
1(2.8%)
I don't call them anything, as a group, I just drink them
1(2.8%)
I don't call them anything or drink them because the whole idea threatens my masculinity
1(2.8%)
HA HA TIKI DRINKS U R A FAGIT
1(2.8%)
I call them some other thing I will specify in comments/none of the above
2(5.6%)
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