Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

SURPRISING RESULTS FROM YESTERDAY'S POLL!

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO PUT JOKE ANSWERS MOST OF THE TIME: 2

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO BECAME FRUSTRATED AT THE LENGTH OF THE QUIZ ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH: 1

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO SEEMED TO MISUNDERSTAND THE WHOLE POINT OF THE QUIZ AND JUST PUT THE SAME DRINK AND SIDE FOR EVERY CATEGORY: 2

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO KINDLY FILLED OUT THE QUIZ EVEN THOUGH THEY FAMOUSLY HATE FAST FOOD AND NEVER EAT IT: 1

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES AND INVENTED THEIR OWN: 2

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO POINTED OUT THAT I SCREWED UP THE POLL EVEN THOUGH I ADDED A DISCLAIMER AND INSTRUCTIONS AND COULDN’T EDIT THE POLL EVEN IF I’D WANTED TO: 5

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS THE DUMBEST POLL EVER: 6

TOP THREE DRINK CHOICES FOR CATEGORY “HAMBURGER”: Coke/Diet Coke/Cherry Coke (29%); beer (10%); milkshake (10%).
TOP THREE SIDE CHOICES FOR CATEGORY “HAMBURGER”: French fries (75%); onion rings (21%); joke answer (4%)

TOP THREE DRINK CHOICES FOR CATEGORY “HOT DOG”: Coke/Diet Coke/Pepsi (31%); beer/alcohol (31%); root beer (12%)
TOP THREE SIDE CHOICES FOR CATEGORY “HOT DOG”: none (32%); chips (26%); French fries/tater tots (21%)

TOP THREE DRINK CHOICES FOR CATEGORY “SEAFOOD”: beer/wine/alcohol (34%); Coke/Diet Coke (28%); tea (22%)
TOP THREE SIDE CHOICES FOR CATEGORY “SEAFOOD”: hush puppies (34%); fries/potato wedges/’crisps’ (28%); coleslaw (17%)

TOP THREE DRINK CHOICES FOR CATEGORY “MEXICAN”: beer (27%); Dr. Pepper/Mr. Pibb (27%); Coke/Diet Coke (25%)
TOP THREE SIDE CHOICES FOR CATEGORY “MEXICAN”: tortilla chips/corn chips/nachos (47%); rice (24%); five-way tie for third place

TOP THREE DRINK SELECTIONS FOR CATEGORY “CHICKEN”: Coke/Diet Coke/Pepsi (32%); beer (21%); tea (21%)
TOP THREE SIDE SELECTIONS FOR CATEGORY “CHICKEN”: biscuit (29%); mashed potatoes (25%); coleslaw (17%)

TOP THREE DRINK SELECTIONS FOR CATEGORY “CHINESE”: tea (39%); beer (22%); water (22%)
TOP THREE SIDE SELECTIONS FOR CATEGORY “CHINESE”: rice (50%); crab Rangoon (15%); egg roll (15%)

TOP THREE DRINK SELECTIONS FOR CATEGORY “COLD CUT SANDWICH”: Coke/Diet Coke (45%); tea (17%); beer (17%)
TOP THREE SIDE SELECTIONS FOR CATEGORY “COLD CUT SANDWICH”: chips (67%); none (17%); four-way tie for third place

Thank you. Your results will be sold at great cost to a marketing demographics company and you will receive no percentage of the profits.
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