Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

A hater to the cause

I drink Haterade. I'm a compulsive masterhater. I'm from Port-au-Prince, Hatey. I'm going to start up a hatering company. I'm going to audition for the lead in Der Hatermaus. My favorite NFL team is the Oakland Haters. My favorite band is Hater-Kinney. My favorite grocery store is Hater Joe's. I like to cook up a big plate of Hater Tots.

I hate the player. I hate the game. I hate the venue. I hate the fans. I hate the officials. I hate the media. I hate the marketing. I hate the licenced merchandise. I hate the allied trades. I hate the business. I hate the rules. I hate the history and tradition. I hate the season. I hate the awards. I hate the fantasy league.

I kinda like the food.
Tags: laffs

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