Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

And now, a song.

Nursin’ bruises on my left one
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won

Oscar-losing toff from south London
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won

I watched “Cold Mountain” and it was so bad
And “Alfie” wasn’t fun
And he gave me the worst beating that I ever had
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won

He seemed in over his head as Sky Captain
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won
But now I’m havin’ trouble crappin’
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won

I used to get him mixed up with Ralph Fiennes
And Ewan MacGregor too
But now I’ll be reminded by my broken spine
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won
I fought Jude Law and Jude Law won
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