Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

TV Themes have lied to me and my life has no meaning

“Ooky” is not a word.

A dolphin, even swimming at top speed, is much slower than lightning.

Gilligan’s Island contained a number of luxuries, most of them made from bamboo or coconuts.

Lisa Douglas was not really allergic to hay; she was just saying that to get out of moving to the country.

We could not use a man like Herbert Hoover again at all.

Laverne and Shirley did not break any rule you gave them. In fact, they were extremely law-abiding and moralistic. For instance, they never murdered anyone.

It seems highly unlikely that the Duke boys were in trouble with the law since the day they were born.

If you were to bet that you and your significant other had been together for a million years and would be together for a million more, you would lose.

For a show like “Full House” to lament the death of predictability is irony writ large.

“Nobody’s perfect” was true long before Paul Reiser said it.
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