Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Damn it, I will just not let this die

So, no hitler, adolfhitler, or adolf_hitler. How about ahitler? adolfh? mrhitler? herrhitler? hitleradolf? thehitlernator? dolphietheh? derfuhrer? uncleadolf? georgewbush?

HA HA OH MAN POLITICAL SATIRE!

Not found: "adolf_schicklegruber", "theycallmeMISTERhitler", "historysgreatestmonster". All those journals appear to be inactive except ahitler, mrhitler, herrhitler, derfuhrer, and georgewbush, who hasn't updated in two years, the lazy fucker.

Also, ahitler's latest entry is surprisingly un-Hitlerian: "OK... starting tomorrow i am changing my life. for starters i will start and excercise and diet plan. i will do some sort of cardio excercise for 20 mins everyday, eat less fatty foods, and vow to lost my round stomach. I hope to have a 6 pack by my 22nd birthday. I will update my progress here everyday. academically, i will set goals everyday and accomplish them. if they arent accomplished that day, they will be first on the next day's list. no more serious procrastination (starting tomorrow). I will also read more and prepare myself for the GRE."

Good luck with that, HITLER!!!
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