Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Believe me, no one was more surprised and appalled than I was

CAP Alert Guy on my life:

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

- gambling
- fighting
- firearms (repeatedly, some in the hands of children)
- threats
- stabbing in arm (no gore)
- illegal drugs (repeatedly)
- disrespect for police
- threats to kill, often, to television

Impudence/Hate (I):

- approximately 2,328,461 uses of the three/four-letter-word vocabulary
- lies, numbingly frequent
- encouraging others to lie, steal, cheat, and commit crimes
- defiance of legitimate authority
- stealing money from drunken father
- disrespect of clergy, police, government
- teenage drinking
- teenage drug use
- teenage pornography
- semi-massive tattoos
- hate, constant

Sex/Homosexuality (S):

- sexual innuendo, talk & comments
- adults & children in underwear
- crotch hits by dog, vacuum cleaner, bicycle rack
- cohabitation
- open-faced kissing, not nearly as frequently as one might like
- very infrequent sexual intercourse
- homosexual panic (90210)
- pornography
- masturbation (constant)

Drugs/Alcohol (D):

- booze, daily
- drinking, repeatedly to excess
- drugs, you bet
- bars, weekly
- "smoking"
- drug intoxication (drinking of entire bottle of Robitussin DM for non-medicinal purposes

Offense to God (O):

- several hundred thousand uses of God's name in vain, both with and without the four-letter expletive
- mockery of God (constant)
- offer to sell soul to the Devil in exchange for $50 and used Volkswagen
- belittling of beliefs of others
- writing of novel in which God is beaten up by Superman
- enjoyment of Satanic black metal music
- comparison of belief in God by adults to belief in ghosts, leprechauns, Spider-man
- flagrant atheism
- use of Bible to mock God
- constant display of Godlessness to such a degree that you wonder why main character does not simply burst into flames

Murder/Suicide (M):

- none noted...yet
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