Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Unexpected whorin'

I am one of the featured writers, along with talented ragmops like calamityjon, rjwhite, and clockworkmonkey, in this week's update of famed internet humor depository Cap'n Wacky. I participate in a round-robin listmaking experiment in which the writers theorize ways in which skittish A-Team strongman B.A. Baracus could be tricked into boarding an airplane. Fine work by all, I must say.

You can tell which ones are mine because of the BIG OBVIOUS PUNCHLINE AT THE END! Or from the fact that I continue my attempts at being America's most obscure humorist by using gags that pair Mr. T and avant-garde composer Harry Partch. Anyway, enjoy.
Tags: whorin'

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