Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Screw you, these dumb jokes are cheering me up

IF STEVEN SEAGAL HAD THE WORD "JUMBO" IN ALL HIS MOVIE TITLES
Hard to Kill Jumbo
Marked for Jumbo
Out for Jumbo
Jumbo Seige
On Jumbo's Ground
Executive Jumbo
The Jumbo Man
The Fire Down Below Jumbo
Belly of the Jumbo
Half Past Jumbo


IF PAULY SHORE HAD BEEN A SOVIET SOCIALIST-REALIST

18-Year Plan Again
Resolutely Pauly
Decadent Bourgeoisie Encino Man
A Day in the Life of Ivan Weaselovitch
In the Invincible Soviet Red Army Now
Jury Duty to the Glorious Motherland
People's Revolutionary Bio-Dome
Curse of the Wretched Running Dog Capitalist Inferno
The Bogus Witch, Planted Here by Backsliding Counterrevolutionary Elements to Trick Us, Project
Pauly Shore is Dead, Having Sacrificed His Life in Order to Protect His Comrades


NOTE: Did you know that Pauly Shore once played Lenny Bruce in a film? If that's not the very definition of sacrelige, I don't know what is. Also, Steven Seagal is in the upcoming Onion movie as a character called "Cock Puncher".
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