Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Another week, another stupid poll

It's just about time for a new pope, and since everything must be done through the filter of middle-class white Americans, I demand the new pope name himself based on popular American baby names from the last few years. Pick one.

Poll #477218 Pope Caleb, you put that diaper BACK on your sister!

What should be the name of the next pope?

Pope Ethan I
1(3.2%)
Pope Tyler I
2(6.5%)
Pope Dylan I
3(9.7%)
Pope Brandon I
1(3.2%)
Pope Jose I
2(6.5%)
Pope Logan I
3(9.7%)
Pope Jordan I
1(3.2%)
Pope Aidan I
3(9.7%)
Pope Cameron I
1(3.2%)
Pope Hunter I
6(19.4%)
Pope Connor I
3(9.7%)
Pope Evan I
1(3.2%)
Pope Zach I
0(0.0%)
Pope Angel I
3(9.7%)
Pope Aaron I
1(3.2%)

What if the pope was a girl?

Pope Madison I
2(6.5%)
Pope Alexis I
0(0.0%)
Pope Ashley I
0(0.0%)
Pope Samantha I
2(6.5%)
Pope Alyssa I
0(0.0%)
Pope Kayla I
0(0.0%)
Pope Brianna I
0(0.0%)
Pope Chloe I
5(16.1%)
Pope Hailey I
3(9.7%)
Pope Jasmine I
3(9.7%)
Pope Kaitlyn I
1(3.2%)
Pope Destiny I
6(19.4%)
Pope Savannah I
3(9.7%)
Pope Brooke I
1(3.2%)
Pope MacKenzie I
5(16.1%)

Which of these pope names I came up with do you like best?

Pope Dingbat I
0(0.0%)
Pope Sparky I
2(6.1%)
Pope Mitch I
1(3.0%)
Pope Superman I
0(0.0%)
Pope Wassamattafayoo I
2(6.1%)
Pope Hitler I
2(6.1%)
Pope John-John I
3(9.1%)
Pope American Milk Solids Council I
7(21.2%)
Pope Infallibilus I
3(9.1%)
Pope God I
1(3.0%)
Pope Lester I
2(6.1%)
Pope Mohammed I
3(9.1%)
Pope John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt III
2(6.1%)
Pope Slim Shady I
2(6.1%)
Pope Pius Pius Bo Bius Banana Fana Fo Fius Me Mi Mo Mius Pius I
3(9.1%)
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