Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

In the tradition of pointless lists...

...and seeing as I have a couple of lists up at Cap'n Wacky, here are some more:

HIGHLIGHTS OF OUR TRIP TO SAN FRANCISCO
1. My friend Jane having Loretta Lynn hair at her wedding
2. Annie saying "bye-bye, water" to the swimming pool when we'd get out of the elevator at our hotel
3. Me spending about $300 at the Quickly store on bubble tea
4. My girl rocking a deeply sexy "I HEART MPLS" t-shirt at the Pindeldyboz reading on Wednesday night
5. Two homeless guys getting into a "motherfucker!"-heavy near-fistfight in beautiful Golden Gate Park during what I have termed l'Affaire du Shopping Cart

GOOD RESULTS OF WWII
1. Hula hoops
2. Finally determined once and for all what generation was the greatest
3. Less Jews, if you're a German
4. Less Germans, if you're a Jew
5. Got to name a bunch of consumer products "Atomic"

IF PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL TEAMS WERE NAMED AFTER LANTHANOIDS AND ACTINOIDS
1. the New York Samariums
2. the Chicago Thoriums
3. the Detroit Dysprosiums
4. the Cincinnati Mendeleviums
5. the Tampa Bay Ytterbiums
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