Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

What are you up to, God?

My beloved White Sox are off to the best start in franchise history -- they're far and away the best team in the majors right now.

My beloved Suns ended the season with the best record in the NBA -- they're heavily favored to go to the Finals.

AND I have an awesome girlfriend.

Obviously, I am about to get screwed sideways by life. God would never let things go this well for me.

ETA: Ha! Ha! I was right.
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