Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Disson, Dattun

1. Want to strike out a toddler? Throw a change.

2. If your name was mckennl, I might have finished making you a couple of CDs last night for use in your fancy new short.

3.

MAD MAGAZINE, WHERE'S MY CONTRACT?

Whitening Lad (power to make teeth sparkling clean)
Colossians Boy (power to recall any Bible verse at will)
Duplo Damsel (power to transform objects into interlocking blocks)
Stinking Violet (power to emit a variety of odors)
Flouncing Boy (power to swan about in a melodramatic fashion)
Batter-Eater Lad (power to consume enormous amounts of fried food)
Mon-O (power to make his opponents ill after kissing them)
Taro Lad (power to generate vast amounts of starchy root vegetables)
Timbre Wolf (power to sing in a five-octave vocal range)
Tyrol (embodies all the skills and abilities of a yodeling Swiss mountaineer)
Quisplet (combined powers of dozens of breakfast cereals)
White Bitch (power to distract attention with her aberrant behavior a la Paris Hilton)
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