Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

I'm only doing this meme because roseyv made me

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Leonard.
2. Leo.
3. Slow Death.

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. ludickid.
2. mysterycritic.
3. aceofspades.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I have decent wrists.
2. I'm pretty strong for a girl.
3. I'm tallish.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My weight.
2. My appearance.
3. My mortality.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Saudi Arabian.
2. Irish. Possibly.
3. Indeterminate southern white trash.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Heights.
2. Angry dogs.
3. Gun-toting midgets.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Hot shower.
2. Reading.
3. Meat.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Gray boxer-briefs.
2. Steel-toed boots.
3. White wifebeater.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Pavement.
2. Wu-Tang Clan.
3. The Minutemen.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. "The Grunt, Parts 1 & 2" by the JBs.
2. "Hence the Box" by Vomit Launch.
3. "Love's Gonna Getcha (Material Love)" by Boogie Down Productions.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Mutual love, lust and respect.
2. That feeling you get when you look to the west you're sitting quietly with someone, not doing anything or even talking, and you know you're with your best friend.
3. Patience and empathy on both sides.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I miss college sometimes.
2. My first curse word was "cocksucker".
3. My dad's new wife is a millionaire.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. The eyes. It's all in the eyes.
2. Underarms. Sorry, folks, it's just a sick thing I have.
3. There's something about a good profile. Like, a facial profile, not an online dating profile.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading.
2. Writing.
3. Let's say keeping score at baseball games, since those first two are really more life-consuming obsessions than they are hobbies.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Leave work.
2. Win the lottery.
3. Make out with my girlfriend.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. Argumentative lawyer.
2. Argumentative college professor.
3. Argumentative bookstore owner.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Ireland.
2. Rome.
3. Paris.

THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Ashtoreth.
2. Lucifer.
3. Annie.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Publish a crappy novel.
2. Travel to Europe.
3. Stand in a building where humans lived over a thousand years ago.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Sports!
2. I like having sex with women.
3. I am generally not interested in/skillful at fashion or interior design.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I think most typically macho behavior is asinine.
2. I like cooking and domesticity.
3. I think cooperation is more useful than competition. Except in sports!

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Uma Thurman.
2. Janeane Garofalo, pre-2001.
3. Joan Jett, Carrie Brownstein, Kathleen Hanna, Donna Dresch, Donita Sparks, and pretty much any other female rock musician who is a lesbian or probably a lesbian.

THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. solipsiae
2. ezrael
3. tawdryjones
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