Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

BE MORE FUNNIER!

My throwaway joke about Grand Theft Auto: Bossier City, Louisiana leads to an idea to help all you dancing clowns pass the time on a boring rainy Monday:

Come up with missions for the next installment of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise, on the assumption that it will involve not mafiosi (like GTAIII), drug lords (like GTA: Vice City) or gangbangers (like GTA: San Andreas), but rather white trash petty criminals in the south.

Examples:

The Foist of a New Generation: Lester must jimmy at least six free sodas from the Pepsi machine over at the impound yard to give to his boys after knocking over a bait shop. But he has to be careful, or the machine will tip over and crush him.

Ain't Gonna Let 'Em Catch the Night Rider: Lester's on a Klan-page! You have two minutes to burn as many crosses in the yards of people in the black neighborhood as you can before you're caught by the cops, the locals, or the attorney from the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Leaving in a Huff: Lester and his boys are lookin' for a bigger kick than their regular diet of Jack Daniel's and Everclear. You must don a series of disguises in order to make sure you can stop at the hardware store, the hobby shop and the supermarket (for paint, airplane glue and whipped cream cans, respectively) without getting busted.

NOW YOU!
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