Pol Pot, yearzero.diaryland.com: "Check out this hilarious link, it's like some nerds playing real life Dungeons and Dragons and shit! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"
Francisco Franco, stilldead.org: "¿OK, quién mirado 'La Raza Asombrosa' ayer por la noche? ¡Rock on, Uchenna!"
Josef Stalin, manofsteel.blogger.com: "I can't believe this new Bacon Cheddar Ranch sandwich at Burger King. There's nothing to it at all. It's just a bacon cheeseburger with some crappy ranch dressing on it. If this is what passes for innovation in their marketing department these days I hope some purges are in the offing. I barely managed to eat three of them yesterday at lunch. Way to suck, so-called Burger 'King'."
Benito Mussolini, ilgawkeri.com: "A drunken little bird tells us that she spotted A-list chick-litter Nicola Krause in quite a state over the state of the service at Citrus. A strange complaint, given that she'd alread been served four too many mojitos. Sounds like somone needs a nanny of her own...what are the needs of one puny novelista-lite compared to the power of the state?"