Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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20th-century dictators blog from beyond the grave

Adolf Hitler, nsdap.blogspot.com: "Yo, meine Parteileute, haben Sie den neuen Paul Oakenfold gehört? Es wird garantier, um den Rave zu halten bis den Bruch von Dämmerung zu bewegen! Drehen Sie es oben und Haben eine 24stündige durchgehende X-getankte Jude-freie gute Zeit!"

Pol Pot, yearzero.diaryland.com: "Check out this hilarious link, it's like some nerds playing real life Dungeons and Dragons and shit! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"

Francisco Franco, stilldead.org: "¿OK, quién mirado 'La Raza Asombrosa' ayer por la noche? ¡Rock on, Uchenna!"

Josef Stalin, manofsteel.blogger.com: "I can't believe this new Bacon Cheddar Ranch sandwich at Burger King. There's nothing to it at all. It's just a bacon cheeseburger with some crappy ranch dressing on it. If this is what passes for innovation in their marketing department these days I hope some purges are in the offing. I barely managed to eat three of them yesterday at lunch. Way to suck, so-called Burger 'King'."

Benito Mussolini, ilgawkeri.com: "A drunken little bird tells us that she spotted A-list chick-litter Nicola Krause in quite a state over the state of the service at Citrus. A strange complaint, given that she'd alread been served four too many mojitos. Sounds like somone needs a nanny of her own...what are the needs of one puny novelista-lite compared to the power of the state?"
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