Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Why must I post so much?

MOVIES NOW PLAYING IN THE CHICAGO AREA I HAD NO TROUBLE TURNING INTO PORN TITLES:

Ali: Fear Eats My Snatch
The Amityville Whorer
Are You In Yet?
'Bating List
Because of Winn's Dick, See?
Booty Shop
Dan, Ron: The Nakedest Guys in the Room
Diary of a Hot Black Woman
Fevered Bitch
Guess Ho
Harold in Maude
The Hitchhiker's Guide to My Girlfriend's Ass
Kingdom of Heavin'
Look at Me (I'm Taking My Shirt Off)
Major Undie
Monster-in-Bed
The NeverEnding Porn Loop
Nightshaving: Roots in Hardcore
Peeing on Julia
Penisable Kingdom
Scat Play Afternoon
This "Gun" for Hire
Twenty Dollar Baby
Underpants, U.S.A.
The Upside of Unger
A Very Long Engorgement
Vice Princess

MOVIES NOW PLAYING IN THE CHICAGO AREA THAT PRETTY MUCH READ LIKE PORN TITLES WITHOUT CHANGING THEM AT ALL:

The Audition
Born into Brothels
Box of Treasures
Delivery
The Doll Squad
Double Dare
The Human Body
Melinda and Melinda
Sin City
Turbonegro: The ResErection
Two Women
xXx: State of the Union
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