Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

And yet, and yet...

Word reaches us from the western fiefdoms that actress Sharon Stone has adopted a second baby boy, named Laird Vonne! Her publicist, Cindi Berger, says that the child was born to "unknown and unrelated parents in Texas", which I will admit generates some confusion: they can't be completely unknown, can they? And to whom, exactly, are they unrelated? Sharon Stone? The baby? Each other? But these are niggling questions, which should in no way detract from the overwhelmingly important story that an aging Hollywood actress has once again adopted a boy-child.

All praise due to Eva Longoria. But can we afford to ignore this vital circumstance, even for a moment?
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