Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

If there was someone in your family who was no good...

UZBEKS.

Someone who embarrassed you...

UZBEKS.

Someone who constantly took but never gave...

UZBEKS.

If there was someone like that in your family...

UZBEKS.

You would do something, wouldn't you? Mother Russia has someone like that in her family.

UZBEKS.

But she can't do something about it without your help. Experience has taught us not to make martyrs of our enemies, so: leave them alone.

UZBEKS.

Don't give them money or matches.

UZBEKS.

And don't encourage them to gamble and drink.

UZBEKS.

They are the weak link in the great chain of socialism.
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