Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

my mind is a teal strap

- Man, this story is headlined, on the Yahoo! front pages, "Mt. St. Helens families demand apology", and is it just too depressing a statement of my level of faith in my fellow man that I immediately assumed that they were demanding an apology from the volcano? Okay.

- A thing I am not really into even though there's no reason I shouldn't be: science fiction.

- A famous person whose name I always forget even though I have actually met her: Gwyneth Paltrow.

- What's your principle on ratting people out? Generally, I'm against it. However, there are times when I'd make an exception. For example, I'll happily call the pigs against a noisy neighbor who's keeping me awake, provided I've asked him nicely to keep it down and he's refused. I'll call the cops if I think is someone is abusing a kid or a woman, but not on a fistfight between two guys (which makes me feel kinda hypocritical, especially if one guy is clearly getting his ass beat); however, even with women or kids, I'm really reluctant to call the cops unless I KNOW they're doing it. I'll never call the cops on someone for drugs, even if he's pissed me off in some other way and that would be an easy way to get even. The other day, I saw a guy who was obviously drunk out of his mind get in a car, in the middle of the afternoon; but it never occured to me to call the cops, even though he was probably endangering peoples' lives. Who would you call the cops on? Who wouldn't you?

- I have found that something that works even better than "in bed" for fortune cookies is "up in that ass". Like:

Now is the time to try something new up in that ass.

The weather is wonderful up in that ass.

You are the center of every group's attention up in that ass.


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