Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Reexperience the miracle of childbirth (labor pains only)

Subject line of a dick-strenghtener spam e-mail I got this morning:

"Relive puberty (the sex part)"

Wow! What a sale! A chance to relive the sexual aspects of puberty, WHO WOULDN'T JUMP AT THAT! Why, it was a golden age! Absolutely and without question the single clear pick as time of my life I'd most like to relive: that's puberty!
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