Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

John Ashcroft: foe to stoners

First, the bongmongers.

Then, the video game bootleggers.

Now, the coupon clippers.

Thanks a million, Justice Department! I feel so much safer now that these horrible pot-smoking, “PaRappa the Rapper 2”-playing, fifty-cents-off-on-Reynolds-wrap-getting menaces are all behind bars. Never have I felt so free from harm; never have my tax dollars been better spent. Good to know you’re not wasting your time trying to catch murderers or anything.
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