Then, the video game bootleggers.
Now, the coupon clippers.
Thanks a million, Justice Department! I feel so much safer now that these horrible pot-smoking, “PaRappa the Rapper 2”-playing, fifty-cents-off-on-Reynolds-wrap-getting menaces are all behind bars. Never have I felt so free from harm; never have my tax dollars been better spent. Good to know you’re not wasting your time trying to catch murderers or anything.