Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

So very very bored

Five-sport cities: Boston, MA; Chicago, IL; Dallas, TX; Denver, CO; New York, NY; Washington, DC.

Four-sport cities: Atlanta, GA; Detroit, MI; Los Angeles, CA; Miami, FL; Philadelphia, PA; Phoenix, AZ.

Three-sport cities: Cleveland, OH; Houston, TX; Kansas City, MO; Minneapolis, MN; Oakland, CA; Pittsburgh, PA; St. Louis, MO; Seattle, WA; Tampa, FL.

Two-sport cities: Anaheim, CA; Baltimore, MD; Buffalo, NY; Charlotte, NC; Cincinnati, OH; Columbus, OH; Indianapolis, IN; Milwaukee, WI; Nashville, TN; New Orleans, LA; Passaic, NJ; Salt Lake City, UT; San Diego, CA; San Francisco, CA; San Jose, CA.

One-sport cities: Green Bay, WI; Jacksonville, FL; Memphis, TN; Orlando, FL; Portland, OR; Raleigh-Durham, NC; Sacramento, CA; St. Paul, MN; San Antonio, TX.

TODAY'S ASSIGNMENT: posit names for teams in cities lacking that sport. Be funny. Stereotyping encouraged.

ALTERNATE ASSIGNMENT: take me to task for my methodology. Possible areas of objection: the exclusion of Canadian cities; dividing Oakland/San Francisco or Minneapolis/St. Paul; claiming that East Rutherford is Passaic; not counting New Jersey teams as New York teams; not counting New York teams as New Jersey teams; not counting the New York/New Jersey MetroStars and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim twice; categorizing "New England" teams as Boston teams; counting soccer as a sport.
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