Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Oh boy, an exciting day of exciting posts about my exciting weekend. But first of all, here's an idiotic poll.

Poll #512005 Leh me aks you free kwe-shuns

Assume you happen to enter a public restroom, say at your place of work or a public park. In the course of selecting an appropriate urinal, you happen to notice a fat, well-fed mosquito perching along the edges of one of the urinal cakes. What do you do?

I do nothing. All of nature's creatures have the right to exist and live as they please. Fly away, little skeeter, shoo.
0(0.0%)
Sorry, mosquito, but you must now die burning in my searing waste fluids. Drown, bloodsucker, drown.
17(54.8%)
I select another urinal so as to avoid this moral dilemma altogether.
3(9.7%)
This would never happen, as I do not use public restrooms, or I only use them for anonymous homosexual encounters.
0(0.0%)
I am a pretty lay-tee.
11(35.5%)

What could possibly be as awesome as Mike Tyson saying he was "fading into Bolivian"?

Mike Tyson saying he was "worth a Brazilian dollars".
19(61.3%)
Mike Tyson blaming his failed career on his "lack of a decent college Ecuadorian".
2(6.5%)
Mike Tyson saying he really likes that one song "Ain't Miss Bahamian".
2(6.5%)
Mike Tyson lashing out against racists who think "all black people like is fried chicken and Guatemalan".
5(16.1%)
Mike Tyson being arrested in Boys' Town for "beating up a a Paraguayan".
3(9.7%)

When I express skepticism over the writing careers of people like Vendela Vida, Asia Argento and Moon Zappa, am I just being a sexist pig?

Yes.
2(7.1%)
Absolutely.
0(0.0%)
Definitely.
0(0.0%)
Without question.
2(7.1%)
Probably.
24(85.7%)
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