Assume you happen to enter a public restroom, say at your place of work or a public park. In the course of selecting an appropriate urinal, you happen to notice a fat, well-fed mosquito perching along the edges of one of the urinal cakes. What do you do?
What could possibly be as awesome as Mike Tyson saying he was "fading into Bolivian"?
When I express skepticism over the writing careers of people like Vendela Vida, Asia Argento and Moon Zappa, am I just being a sexist pig?