Also, here's something funny David Limbaugh said in his latest column (which, incidentally, can be exactly dated to 1968, if you just replace all the instances of the words "Iraq" and "terrorism" with "Viet Nam" and "communism"):
Has this once honorable party [the Democrats] completely forgotten what happened on 9-11, when we were attacked without provocation -- before we attacked Iraq, by the way?
Got it? Those horrible terrorists attacked us before we even attacked Iraq! Your mission: discern why this has any relevance whatsoever.
Elsewhere in Town Hall, self-appointed spokesman for 'The Porn Generation' Ben Shapiro trumpets the news that he is a virgin and proud of it, prior to blaming all of society's current ills on sex education, rap music, Madonna, and Friends.