Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Waaah, waaah

Clever readers may notice that for some reason, I am sick again. Normally bull-like in my strength, fortitude and shit generation capabilities, I have for some reason been sick quite a lot over the last 12 months or so -- and I mean actually sick, as opposed to the fake sick that comes with hating your job. I actually like my current job, and yet I have been ill more times than I could count in the last year, assuming I was stricken with an illness that prevented me from counting past four.

Personally, I attribute my weakness to working in a poorly ventilated factory teeming with dust and dead rats. But then again, I do pay for this account, and I've never done a poll. So let's put it up to a vote: why am I so sick all the time, and what should I do about it?

Poll #108114 We are physiologically sick

Why is Leonard such a goddamn weak sister lately?

Because he is an old man
1(11.1%)
Because he drinks and gets high all the time
1(11.1%)
Because he lives in a filthy apartment and has questionable personal hygeine
1(11.1%)
Because God is punishing him
3(33.3%)
Because he is a big fat milk baby
3(33.3%)

How should Leonard respond to his wave of sickness?

By toughing it out like a man instead of a weak little kitten
2(22.2%)
By going to working and playing the martyr so everyone resents him
2(22.2%)
By staying home and reading 'Dazzler' comics all day
5(55.6%)
By continuing to drink and get high
0(0.0%)
By committing suicide
0(0.0%)
Tags: diary, polls, work
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