Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Waaah, waaah

Clever readers may notice that for some reason, I am sick again. Normally bull-like in my strength, fortitude and shit generation capabilities, I have for some reason been sick quite a lot over the last 12 months or so -- and I mean actually sick, as opposed to the fake sick that comes with hating your job. I actually like my current job, and yet I have been ill more times than I could count in the last year, assuming I was stricken with an illness that prevented me from counting past four.

Personally, I attribute my weakness to working in a poorly ventilated factory teeming with dust and dead rats. But then again, I do pay for this account, and I've never done a poll. So let's put it up to a vote: why am I so sick all the time, and what should I do about it?

Poll #108114 We are physiologically sick

Why is Leonard such a goddamn weak sister lately?

Because he is an old man
Because he drinks and gets high all the time
Because he lives in a filthy apartment and has questionable personal hygeine
Because God is punishing him
Because he is a big fat milk baby

How should Leonard respond to his wave of sickness?

By toughing it out like a man instead of a weak little kitten
By going to working and playing the martyr so everyone resents him
By staying home and reading 'Dazzler' comics all day
By continuing to drink and get high
By committing suicide
Tags: diary, polls, work

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