Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Speaking of unanswerable questions...

Here's some of the latest "USA Today Snapshots", your source for totally useless information:

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Who are the healthiest eaters?

Do you screen out the sun's rays? (If I stand in just the right position, yes...)

What states are enamored with tennis?

What is the American Dream? (Nickname of professional wrestler Dusty Rhodes...)

Does spiritual literature sell?

Who does home projects at your house? (Who does home projects at my house WHAT?)

What is the latest video game machine?

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I love that last one, for its charmingly out-of-touch phrasing. "Say, kids, are you going down to the penny arcade and play the latest video game machine? Okay, have fun! Remember, I don't want you 'toking' the marijuana drugs."
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