Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

By the way

I realize that my friends list is peopled with Chicago Cubs fans. Normally I try to be circumspect, or at the very least polite, around you people, but starting tomorrow and continuing until after I leave the game on Sunday, you are my mortal enemies. You must suffer as no one has suffered. I wish you disaster, torture and pain. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is. I can't even take solace in our great season, our best-in-baseball record, our incredible pitching. All I want now is a mudhole-stomping of the baby bears.

I expect no less from you.
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