Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

One last note before I collapse in a heap at my desk

Hey, two Simpsons references in the last post, and that's with half a bottle of the Tussin and the residue of about 8 drinks in me. Not bad.

A lot of times, at work, I will jot down, on whatever piece of paper I have handy, ideas for my log. Unfortunately, over the weekend, I left the piece of paper I was using for this purpose on my desk. Face up.

So, that means that whoever walked past my cubicle for the last three days has seen a piece of paper right by my computer that says, in big uppercase letters, "CRAPPY COMICS ROUNDUP", "THE CONTINUAL SHITTING DIET", and "PLAUSIBLE MASTURBATION FANTASIES".

Winning friends every day. That's what I'm about.
Tags: whorin', work

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