Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

What I Learned From Yesterday's Religion Poll

1. That I let so many dirty Jews post on my LiveJournal even though you murdered Christ, my Lord and Savior, shows what a tolerant and decent human being I really am.

2. People want more jokes about fingerbanging the Pope.

3. There is a 12:1 ratio of people on my friends list who are going to hell vs. going to heaven.

4. Calling agnostics "pussy-ass" proved more controversial than I anticipated.

5. People were nice to me about this poll even though it was flagrantly mean and inappropriate on every possible level.

6. No Muslims on my friends list.

7. A scary amount of Catholics, though.

8. People who were raised Protestant are more likely to self-identify as atheist; and people raised by strict Protestants, even more likely.

9. No one likes church.

10. It's time for another offensive, pointless, stereotype-laden poll.
Tags: jeebus, trivium
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