Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Do I have to come right flat out and tell you everything? Gimme some money!

Forbidden Subjects Poll Week continues; today's topic, by special request of mckennl*, is money. I anticipate a record for evasive answers in this one. Tomorrow: RACE!**

Poll #522713 Money makes the world go 'round, so drink it down, you stupid clown

Got any money?

I was gonna ask YOU if YOU had any money
4(6.7%)
Nah, man, I'm broke and it ain't no joke
9(15.0%)
I get by
25(41.7%)
I have money, yeah
7(11.7%)
Rich! I'm rich! Don't look directly at me, puny impoverished scum!
0(0.0%)
Maybe I have money, maybe I don't
2(3.3%)
No, but I know where I can get some
0(0.0%)
What's it to you?
0(0.0%)
None of your goddamn business
2(3.3%)
How much you need?
1(1.7%)
I hate money
0(0.0%)
I hate MAKING money, but I like HAVING money
8(13.3%)
What is this, a shakedown?
0(0.0%)
I get all I need from my kind old Uncle Sucker
0(0.0%)
I'm not sure, but now I have that stupid Pink Floyd song running through my head
2(3.3%)

How would you categorize your family's socioeconomic class?

Top class/upper-upper class
0(0.0%)
Rich/middle-upper class
1(1.7%)
Wealthy/lower-upper class
2(3.3%)
Comfortable/upper-middle class
11(18.3%)
Bourgeoise/middle-middle class
21(35.0%)
Average/lower-middle class
15(25.0%)
Working-class/upper-lower class
6(10.0%)
Poor/middle-lower class
4(6.7%)
Bottom class/lower-lower class
0(0.0%)
Silly boy, there's no classes in America
0(0.0%)

Have you/will you achieve generational mobility? That is, are you/will you be better off financially than your parents?

Yes, I have already achieved generational mobility
6(10.0%)
Yes, I anticipate achieving generational mobility
9(15.0%)
No, I have already failed to achieve generational mobility
16(26.7%)
No, I anticipate failing to achieve generational mobility
21(35.0%)
Don't know/can't tell/other
8(13.3%)

Are you rich?

Yes
0(0.0%)
No
44(73.3%)
Maybe
1(1.7%)
Wealth is relative
15(25.0%)
None of your goddamn business
0(0.0%)

What makes someone rich?

Annual income of $100,000 or more
8(13.3%)
Annual income of $500,000 or more
12(20.0%)
Net worth of $1,000,000 or more
2(3.3%)
Net worth of $10,000,000 or more
2(3.3%)
Being in the top 10% of income earners
2(3.3%)
Being in the top 5% of income earners
1(1.7%)
Not having to work/being able to live off of inheritance, investment income, trust fund, savings, etc.
10(16.7%)
Membership in the Republican Party
0(0.0%)
Paying the highest marginal tax rate
0(0.0%)
Owning property
4(6.7%)
A rich person is a person who has more money than I do
4(6.7%)
I don't know for sure, but I know it when I see it
2(3.3%)
Wealth is relative to one's environment and economic outlook
9(15.0%)
This question is unanswerable
1(1.7%)
I'm not sure, but I know you ain't rich, fat boy
3(5.0%)

Will you/did you inherit money as a result of the death of a family member?

I will/did inherit a huge amount of money (over $1,000,000 USD)
0(0.0%)
I will/did inherit a substantial amount of money (over $100,000 USD)
6(10.0%)
I will/did inherit some money (over $10,000 USD)
9(15.0%)
I will/did inherit a small amount of money (over $1,000 USD)
12(20.0%)
I will/did inherit an insignificant amount of money (between $1 and $1,000 USD)
4(6.7%)
I will/did inherit nothing from my family
6(10.0%)
My parents' death will/did COST me money, not MAKE me money
11(18.3%)
I have no family, you BASTARD
0(0.0%)
This question is staggeringly inappropriate
2(3.3%)
Don't know/don't care/won't say/can't say
10(16.7%)

How long could you go without working?

Until lunchtime
10(16.7%)
A day
8(13.3%)
A week to two weeks
15(25.0%)
A month
5(8.3%)
Several months
12(20.0%)
A year
2(3.3%)
Pretty much as long as I wanted
2(3.3%)
I don't work
4(6.7%)
What is this 'work' you speak of?
1(1.7%)
Does crime count as work?
1(1.7%)


*: Sorry, Lizabelle, no room for the "Have you ever borrowed money from your parents?" question, with my rule of seven questions per. There's always your LJ...

**: Sorry, tamisevens and moondispatches, no polls about shitting. Except, perhaps, in a metaphorical sense.
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