2. Y'all are a bunch of damn crackers.
3. Reading for context is not as widespread a skill as I had once assumed.
4. Apparently some people did not so easily pick up on the fact that these polls are more or less jokes as did other people.
5. There's a whole lot of jungle fever goin' on around here.
6. Give people the option to check every box and they will often do so.
7. Choosing the gag response gets less funny after the first dozen people do it.
8. The same number of people self-identified as fairly racist as did completely non-racist.
9. I am a sad little clown and everybody hates me.
10. I will be kinda glad when Forbidden Subject Poll Week is over.