Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Forbidden Subjects Poll Week slinks to a furtive halt with today's topic: crime. Because of the nature of these questions, as well as the possibility that someone reading this entirely public, non-encrypted poll might be a covert law enforcement agent, I'm predicting this will get the lowest response of any of the polls this week. But thanks loads for all who participated in this highly humiliating, embarrassing, alienating week of whimsical internet surveys!

Poll #524230 Crime is on my side, and crime won't let me wait

Have you ever been the victim of a felony?

Yes
26(47.3%)
No
24(43.6%)
Not sure
5(9.1%)

List the felony/felonies of which you have been the victim.

Have you ever committed a felony?

Yes
13(23.6%)
No
33(60.0%)
Not sure
9(16.4%)

List the felony/felonies you have committed.

Have you ever spent time in jail or prison as the result of being convicted of a crime?

No, I have never been convicted of a crime
36(65.5%)
No, I have been convicted of a crime, but I did not serve time
2(3.6%)
Yes, I have been imprisoned overnight
2(3.6%)
Yes, I have been imprisoned for less than a month
3(5.5%)
Yes, I have been imprisoned for less than a year
0(0.0%)
Yes, I have been imprisoned for less than a decade
1(1.8%)
Yes, I have been imprisoned for more than a decade
0(0.0%)
I have never committed a crime
3(5.5%)
All the crimes I have committed are ones you don't serve time for
8(14.5%)
I'm writing this from prison right now, and I was wondering if I could call you collect tomorrow morning around 3AM
0(0.0%)

How recently did you commit a crime for which you could serve a jail or prison sentence?

I'm commiting a jailable offense right now
4(7.4%)
Today
0(0.0%)
Yesterday
3(5.6%)
This week
3(5.6%)
Less than a month ago
1(1.9%)
Less than a year ago
3(5.6%)
Within the last ten years
8(14.8%)
More than ten years ago
6(11.1%)
I have never committed a jailable offense
24(44.4%)
Does stalking you count as a crime?
2(3.7%)

Have you ever intentionally withheld information from the law that would result in someone possibly serving jail or prison time?

Yes
12(22.2%)
No
39(72.2%)
Not sure
3(5.6%)
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