Okay, here's how it shook down.
Since I put this up late yesterday, I left to polls open until tonight to give everyone a chance to vote. And at first glance, it would appear that "my favorite firearms", the gutcore favorite of many of you mutants, tied for the lead. Now, ordinarily, when there's a tie, I pick the winner. Which I'm doing -- but not because there was a tie; because there was a legit winner, and it was "patriotic super-heroes".
"Whaaaaat?" you cry, you bloodthirsty shitheels. "Clearly, they tied with 15 each! Pick guns! I wanna look at guns for a month!" Nope. Sorry. The ballot box was stuffed, my friends. One extra vote went to the guns, due to furtive use of a pseudonym. A point could be made that I allowed this in the past, but I am disallowing to act as precedent, because the Supreme Court's decision was clearly only binding in Bush vs. Gore.
Further you say: "You are a big puss-wagon. You are only picking patriotic super-heroes because you don't want your girlfriend to think you are some kind of violent psychopath." Wrong! My girlfriend ALREADY thinks I am some kind of violent psychopath! In reality, I am picking "patriotic superheroes" because they legitimately won, and because there is no other time I can use them when it won't look kinda stupid.
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