Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

A Layoff Drama in One Part

LEONARD: (cleaning, writing, calling about new apartments, sorting through salable junk, deciding whether to watch superhero movies or Coen Brothers flicks while packing all day)

DOORKNOB: rattles

LEONARD: Boy, thaitea sure is home early.

DOORKNOB: stops rattling

LEONARD: Huh. continues various bits of business

DOORKNOB: rattles

LEONARD: Hmmmm. Perhaps a burglar is attempting to get into my apartment. I'm sure that he'll be pleased that all my belongings are currently in boxes for ease of transport.

DOORKNOB: stops rattling

LEONARD: Huh. looks around vainly for more boxes

UNIDENTIFIED SLAVIC MAN: knocks on door

LEONARD: opening door Uh...yes?

UNIDENTIFIED SLAVIC MAN: Yes please can come in?

LEONARD: Er...well...

UNIDENTIFIED SLAVIC MAN: Please. Need to take kitchen-cabinets.

LEONARD: Gee. All our dishes are still in those cabinets.

UNIDENTIFIED SLAVIC MAN: Oh. People still lives here?

LEONARD: Yes. People still lives here. Until next month.

UNIDENTIFIED SLAVIC MAN: Okay. Thank you I go.

LEONARD: Thanks for your interest in my kitchen cabinets. Goodbye.

CURTAIN
Tags: diary, laffs
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