Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Here's a headline I wasn't expecting.

I have rewritten other AP news headlines to incorporate this format, because it is so amazing and important. Thus:

- SPACE SHUTTLE DISCOVERY FREE FROM SORES, WOUNDS, FACIAL SCARRING
- BLISTERING HEATWAVE STRIKES MIDWEST; SCIENTOLOGY NOT TO BLAME
- NUCLEAR TALKS OPEN AS NORTH KOREA ENDS BOYCOTT; KATIE HOLMES STILL A HOLDOUT
- FOUR BOY SCOUT LEADERS KILLED IN VIRGINIA ACCIDENT; SCIENTOLOGY'S ROLE STILL UNCLEAR
- IRAQ CONSTITUTION MAY ERODE RIGHTS OF KATIE HOLMES, OTHER WOMEN
- CHINA FACES EPIDEMIC OF SUICIDE, DEPRESSION, MYSTERIOUS MOUTH SORES
- DIPLOMAT: PAKISTANIS, SCIENTOLOGISTS NOT INVOLVED IN LONDON ATTACKS
- 50 SUSPECTED TALIBAN KILLED IN AFGHANISTAN; KATIE HOLMES SAFE
- FLIGHT FROM LOS ANGELES TO LONDON DIVERTED WITH TWO BLAMELESS SCIENTOLOGISTS ABOARD
- BUSH TO DEMOCRATS: "DON'T ASK FOR ROBERTS PAPERS; SCIENTOLOGY NOT TO BLAME FOR SORES ON KATIE HOLMES' MOUTH"
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