Capt. Yeldig: Damn it, McCrunley, you can't just trash the Mayor's house like that!
McCrunley: Why not?
Capt. Yeldig: We have this little thing called the Constitution.
McCrunley: Never heard of it.
Capt. Yeldig: I don't have time for jokes, McCrunley.
McCrunley: I'm not joking.
Fast Jackson: Good work tracking down my gang, McCrunley. You made pretty short work of them. But you won't take me so easy.
McCrunley: I gotta disagree with you there, Fast Jackson.
Fast Jackson: I think you're forgetting one thing.
McCrunley: Yeah? What's that?
(Fast Jackson transforms into the Devil)
Fast Jackson: I'm really Satan, Lord of the Inferno, Dark Master of the Unnameable Legions of Hell!
McCrunley: I should have brought more bullets.
Mustolita: Oh, McCrunley!
Mustolita: Even though you destroyed my home, killed my brother, and caused my son to fall off of a cliff, I love you! I love you!
McCrunley: Okay. Sure.
Capt. Yeldig: I don't get it, McCrunley.
McCrunley: Get what?