Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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Memorable Quotes from "McCrunley VI: Gee, Your Corpse Smells Terrific"

McCrunley: Check under McCrunley -- party of .44.

***

Capt. Yeldig: Damn it, McCrunley, you can't just trash the Mayor's house like that!
McCrunley: Why not?
Capt. Yeldig: We have this little thing called the Constitution.
McCrunley: Never heard of it.
Capt. Yeldig: I don't have time for jokes, McCrunley.
McCrunley: I'm not joking.

***

Fast Jackson: Good work tracking down my gang, McCrunley. You made pretty short work of them. But you won't take me so easy.
McCrunley: I gotta disagree with you there, Fast Jackson.
Fast Jackson: I think you're forgetting one thing.
McCrunley: Yeah? What's that?
(Fast Jackson transforms into the Devil)
Fast Jackson: I'm really Satan, Lord of the Inferno, Dark Master of the Unnameable Legions of Hell!
McCrunley: I should have brought more bullets.

***

Mustolita: Oh, McCrunley!
McCrunley: What?
Mustolita: Even though you destroyed my home, killed my brother, and caused my son to fall off of a cliff, I love you! I love you!
McCrunley: Okay. Sure.

***

(last lines)
Capt. Yeldig: I don't get it, McCrunley.
McCrunley: Get what?
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