Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator


I pulled a tube of lip balm out of my medicine cabinet this morning, in order to soothe my soft, beautiful lips, and I noticed it was a promotional giveaway lip blam, advertising Cipro. Remember Cipro? Boy, that danger-meme lasted about five minutes, didn't it? It's got about as much heft as Judge Ito jokes now that we're all wound up in this awesome Iraq war. Oh well! I guess we'll find the people who did it someday, right after we find bin-Laden and the 'real killers' of Nicole Brown and Jonbenet Ramsey.

Also, the tube says "this lip balm does not contain ciprofloxacin", for all those poor souls who thought they might be getting free anti-anthrax drugs in Chapstik form.

ANYWAY. Last night's bewildering dream: I was teaching a female friend of mine, who happens to be a very tall, thin, lanky type, some martial arts. And given her body type, I advised her that she'd be better off using punches and kicks -- distance attacks -- over grapples, which given her height and weight might backfire.

And then her boyfriend showed up and totally kicked my ass.
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