Also, the tube says "this lip balm does not contain ciprofloxacin", for all those poor souls who thought they might be getting free anti-anthrax drugs in Chapstik form.
ANYWAY. Last night's bewildering dream: I was teaching a female friend of mine, who happens to be a very tall, thin, lanky type, some martial arts. And given her body type, I advised her that she'd be better off using punches and kicks -- distance attacks -- over grapples, which given her height and weight might backfire.
And then her boyfriend showed up and totally kicked my ass.