Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
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The Protocols of the Elders of G-Mail

Well, at long last, the evil cabal of Jewish overlords who engage in a fiendish plot to dominate the world has revealed itself to me. The last 15 spam e-mails I have gotten for dick pills, bootleg software and bogus home loans have come from:

ADLER, FARBER, FISCH, HERZOG, GLAZER, FRIED, HOCH, HIMMELFARB, HELLER, GUZBERG, HILLEL, GROSSMAN, FINKEL, FINK, and HERMAN.

Apparantly, the Jews of America have nothing better to do than take over the gray-market Cialis trade from its previous management by Obfuscating Q. Highbeam and Rancorous W. Estimate.
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